That Girl

balanceandperfection:

pas-de-chat-saute-de-chat:

kuklarusskaya:

pocahottie:

enpointeless:

 

oh sweety you did not need to put your pointe shoes on just to stretch out your poorly aligned splits

Oh darling, you didn’t have to be a poorly trained dancer and not read my blog to know that it was a photoshoot and I was trained by a USSR national champion in Rhythmic Gymnastics to do just these splits.

I apologize, however, that you have difficulty in life in controlling your jealousy—also that you lack manners. It’s a shame that you are not in my class—I teach my students quite the opposite. Then again, I can’t say that you have any photographic evidence of being half as flexible, so I shall attribute this to ignorance.

:)

apply water to burned area.

Haha - owned!

(via plie-tendu-devope)